YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY
Your friend is engaged and you’re on tumblr with a horse mask.
Based on a true story
This is the worst. So many good fics unfinished.
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.
Satan on Doctor Who
Satan on Supernatural
That last one really got me
What is this a scare-off?
This man is our kind
Colbert is the greatest troll. You can see everyone’s anuses unclench when he delivers the punch line.
I’ve reblogged this so many times, but I’m reblogging it again because OMG THAT LINE^
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