oliver wood is such an underrated character in harry potter he’s so funny man all he cares about is quidditch he literally sobs everytime they win and would rather have dementors get harry than lose a match his dialogue is so amusing i love u oliver wood
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
Some soundtrack album covers. Feel free to use or request
Frame by frame of scout falling asleep in my lap
is it safe to watch Hannibal in the dark?/??
Yes. Especially episode 1.10.
I recommend no lights on, with your windows open, and your feet dangling over the side of your bed.
Don’t forget to eat meat.
The Faces of Waffles The Corgi:
- Happy Yawn
- Squishy Face
stiles, sterek, and derek + text posts~
(inspired by literally everyone else)
natasha romanoff + using her thighs as a weapon
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